Here are some alternate taglines for Sofia Coppola's genius southern gothic retelling, The Beguiled:
You got the wrong one.Women during the heyday of insincere bastards.Southern hospitality is overall mean.Castration fear.
None of them is as good as the original tagline, though, which Corporal John McBurney (Colin Ferrell) screams from offstage: "What have you done, you vengeful bitches?"
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